News reports that Pamela Anderson will perform a striptease on a Harley in Paris next week to the tune of the song Harley-Davidson brings back memories . .
. . . of Brigitte Bardot, the sex goddess of the Sixties, who recorded the worst video ever featuring our favorite brand of motorcycle. A famous French songwriter by the name of Serge Gainsbourg wrote a song called Harley-Davidson for the sex kitten who performed it while toying with poorly chopped Harley. The result is so bad that it's almost good: